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How tough is Chuck Norris?

12/12/23 @ 8:36 PM

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Bassmaster+recordracks 2

PRO MEMBER User since 7/24/20

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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4/17/24 @ 3:49 PM

Esox JJ

PRO MEMBER User since 6/4/05

Holding a sandwich in one hand and a beer in the other.

4/17/24 @ 2:38 PM

Bassmaster+recordracks 2

PRO MEMBER User since 7/24/20

4/17/24 @ 9:52 AM

Fonzie

User since 1/4/09

Lol BMRR !

4/16/24 @ 9:08 PM

Bassmaster+recordracks 2

PRO MEMBER User since 7/24/20

4/14/24 @ 12:31 PM

Fonzie

User since 1/4/09

Tornados are the result of Chuck Norris blowing his nose.

Chuck Norris' heartbeat sounds just like the U.S. National Anthem.

4/13/24 @ 11:51 PM

chitowncrappieman

PRO MEMBER User since 3/4/06

No Mr. G. I saw Efren Reyes play yrs ago. The best! I'm okay but can not hold a candle to that guy. I'd be beat even before we started the match. I do have this though and i talk about it often when asked to.

How tough is Chuck Norris? photo by chitowncrappieman

4/13/24 @ 8:33 PM

Bassmaster+recordracks 2

PRO MEMBER User since 7/24/20

Chuck Norris’ email address is [email protected]

4/13/24 @ 8:28 PM

Bassmaster+recordracks 2

PRO MEMBER User since 7/24/20

If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

4/13/24 @ 8:25 PM

Bassmaster+recordracks 2

PRO MEMBER User since 7/24/20

Chuck Norris has a diary, it is called the Guinness Book Of World Records.

4/13/24 @ 8:22 PM

Bassmaster+recordracks 2

PRO MEMBER User since 7/24/20

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

4/13/24 @ 7:40 PM

Fishlove

User since 4/6/24

Bears want him as a QB at 84yrs old! Waiting for his response before deciding who to draft at #1.

4/13/24 @ 4:12 PM

Fonzie

User since 1/4/09

As a small boy Chuck Norris used to like to dig holes...

You and I now call two of those holes the Panama and Suez canal.

4/13/24 @ 4:03 PM

Gillespie

User since 2/6/19

Chi, was the other player Efren Reyes? He must have broke and run the table on you....

Get em next time Chi!

4/13/24 @ 2:44 PM

setterjack

PRO MEMBER User since 1/18/07

You'll get em next time Chitown!

4/13/24 @ 2:30 PM

chitowncrappieman

PRO MEMBER User since 3/4/06

Well what about me? None of those guys ever saw me draw down tossing hands and taking care of the business!!! I'm being feisty today cause I lost on the pool table last night.