How tough is Chuck Norris?

Wow!

Chitown I know how tough you are, you go to the zoo just to have the grizzly bears scratch your back !

 

B&R and others never mention anything about how tough I am. Get with the program already!!!!!

Ya!

5 seconds after being born chuck norris was spanking the doctor

Still say I'M TOUGHER THAN THAT PANTY WASTE!!!!

Yep

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - except for the definition of mercy.

Chuck Norris can count to infinity, Backwards.

Chuck Norris once arm wrestled Superman.  The loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.

Chuck Norris plugs the toilet....when he pees!

-During WWII president Truman considered sending a 5 year old Chuck Norris to invade Japan. Instead, he did the more humane thing and dropped 2 nuclear bombs.

- Chuck Norris and the Hulk got into a fight, the loser had to paint himself green.

-Chuck Norris graduated valedictorian in his kindergarten class. Why? He was making sweet,sweet love to his teacher. 

Chuck Norris' weiner is so big it has an elbow.