Joke of the day

PARKING TICKET

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked geek. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of garbage. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.

BMR2, HaHaHa...man, I had to clean up my coffee 3 times after reading yer posts!!!     

 

 

 

 

 

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Sorry, something weird going on with posting.   Can't change anything or even delete.  Not sure if my computer or the website. 


Anyhow it is like this.

What is barium
That's what you do when you kilium.