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1/8/03 @ 7:06 PM
redneck29
User since 8/28/01
PARKING TICKET

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked geek. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of garbage. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.

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5/6/24 @ 11:50 AM
Bassmaster+recordracks 2
Bassmaster+recordracks 2
PRO MEMBER User since 7/24/20
Viewer discretion advised. 
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5/6/24 @ 11:21 AM
Bassmaster+recordracks 2
Bassmaster+recordracks 2
PRO MEMBER User since 7/24/20
  
Joke of the day photo by Bassmaster+recordracks 2
5/5/24 @ 7:22 PM
crobar
User since 6/19/01
Interesting KTOWNE.....my dad was stationed in England on air bases in WWII and I remember him and his buddies telling me the story....they set up dummy aircraft on one base....and sure enough the Germans did the same thing...came over and dropped wooden bombs....sometimes trickery doesn't work    
5/5/24 @ 9:05 AM
ktowne
ktowne
PRO MEMBER User since 7/20/03
Joke of the day photo by ktowne
5/2/24 @ 10:15 PM
crawdaddy
User since 7/11/01
Was at Taco Bell.  I noticed the new item, Aardvark nachos.  I got up to the window and asked, “So, is the Aardvark free range or farm raised?”  The drive thru attendant looked at me like I was crazy.
5/2/24 @ 2:28 PM
setterjack
setterjack
PRO MEMBER User since 1/18/07
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4/30/24 @ 2:53 PM
setterjack
setterjack
PRO MEMBER User since 1/18/07
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Joke of the day photo by setterjack
4/29/24 @ 7:45 PM
Zmaniac
Zmaniac
PRO MEMBER User since 2/8/06
The phone we had wouldn’t fit in any pocket and the cord wasn’t long enough   
4/29/24 @ 7:42 PM
Polski
Polski
PRO MEMBER User since 5/11/03
Zman....sure glad everyone didn't have a phone/camera in their pocket when we were youngsters
4/29/24 @ 7:07 PM
Zmaniac
Zmaniac
PRO MEMBER User since 2/8/06
Gotta start them young to enjoy a baseball game 
Joke of the day photo by Zmaniac
4/28/24 @ 7:00 PM
Bassmaster+recordracks 2
Bassmaster+recordracks 2
PRO MEMBER User since 7/24/20
Joke of the day photo by Bassmaster+recordracks 2
4/28/24 @ 5:37 PM
Polski
Polski
PRO MEMBER User since 5/11/03
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Joke of the day photo by Polski
4/28/24 @ 8:57 AM
Zmaniac
Zmaniac
PRO MEMBER User since 2/8/06
Sounds about right!
Joke of the day photo by Zmaniac
4/27/24 @ 5:17 PM
setterjack
setterjack
PRO MEMBER User since 1/18/07
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Joke of the day photo by setterjack
4/26/24 @ 4:23 PM
Bassmaster+recordracks 2
Bassmaster+recordracks 2
PRO MEMBER User since 7/24/20
 
Joke of the day photo by Bassmaster+recordracks 2
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